You go to the office and the agent fills out all of the paperwork for you. Then she hands you a booklet and a slip of paper and sends you donwstairs to the bank. There’s a little ticket machine that will give you a number indicating your turn -- a local guard helped me figure out what services I needed as everything was in Turkish. At the counter, you give the clerk your papers and passport, along with the 820 TL. You'll receive a slip of paper in return. Head back up to the agent, hand her the slip, shake hands, and you’re done.
BANK ACCOUNT:
This part was absolute hell. I decided to go with HSBC bank since it’s international and blah blah. I proudly marched in with my notarized lease, Tax ID number and passport and ask to open a new account. Almost no one spoke English at the Istiklal street branch I happened to go to, so it took a while and a lot of gesturing to explain what I was there to do. We finally found an agent who was able to communicate with me. The woman takes a look at my documents and tells me that it’s not enough. The conversation went something like this:
Woman: “You need a residency permit to open a bank account with HSBC.”
Me: “But the Turkish government won’t issue a residency permit unless I have a Turkish bank account.”
“Yes, but we need to your residency permit in order to open an account.”
“But I need a bank account in order to get the residency permit.”
“These are our new rules, I’m sorry.”
“Do they make sense to you?”
“No.”
“Okay.”
I gather my papers storm across the street to Garanti bank. The wait to see a teller is 20 minutes. Once I show her my paperwork, another problem. The bank system won’t let her open a new account. I’ll have to come back the next day. The following day, I head to Garanti bank in Chihangir. After a 30 minute wait to see the teller, the woman looks through my paperwork and tells me she can't open a new account unless I have a foreigner ID number. She tells me I can obtain this at the police station. Confused, I leave.
After some googling and consultation with friends, I realize that the foreigner ID number she was talking about was precisely what the residency permit is for. And no, you can't get it at the police station. Frustrated, I call Garanti bank's English-language hotline. I learn that there are only a few branches that are "authorized" to open new accounts for foreigners with just the Tax ID number and notarized lease. One such branch is in Taksim Square. I head there next and after about two hours, much confusion, and a few tears, I have a Turkish bank account.
RESIDENCY APPOINTMENT:
This might be the hardest step and one that I have yet to go through. You basically have to wake up at 7 am each morning and head to http://e-randevu.iem.gov.tr/yabancilar/dil_sec.aspx, in hopes of being able to sign up for an appointment before all the slots are filled. Once I do so, I'll update the blog.
Good luck!